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Drop the evidence
Upload the room, desk, fridge, receipt, calendar, or bank screenshot currently exposing you.
Brutal. Funny. Helpful.
Roast first.
Fix next.
Upload the evidence. Roastly delivers a brutally funny read, one useful fix, and a share card worth posting.
No card needed. Sharing is always your call.
Today's fix
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The Roastly promise
Savage, never pointless.
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A roast shaped by what you upload—not canned jokes.
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One concrete fix included with every result.
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Nothing posts until you decide it should.
From screenshot to self-awareness
Three taps. One uncomfortable truth.
Roastly turns ordinary visual chaos into something funny enough to share and useful enough to change.
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Get read—with receipts
Roastly finds the pattern, writes a sharp personalized roast, and avoids generic motivational fluff.
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Fix one real thing
Every roast ends with one specific next move you can actually complete today.
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Post the damage
Turn the result into a polished vertical share card built for Stories and short-form feeds.
Choose your damage
A quick burn, or the full intervention.
Start free. Upgrade when you want the joke to become a plan.
Quick Roast
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For instant perspective and highly postable damage.
- A limited number of quick roasts
- One actionable fix per roast
- Ready-to-share story cards
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Coaching Mode
$9/month
For people ready to convert repeated callouts into better money, fitness, and productivity habits.
Everything in Quick Roast
Deeper pattern analysis
Finance, fitness, and focus modes
Practical follow-up coaching
Expanded roast history
Premium share-card styles
Before you upload the evidence
Fair questions. Brutally clear answers.
Your camera roll knows too much
Upload the chaos. Keep the comeback.
Get your first Roastly read, steal the actionable fix, and share the punchline only if it is too accurate to keep private.
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